To be honest, I am already sick of hearing about the iPhone. But there’s no doubt that the iPhone will change the way we do phones. It brings a lot of technologies into an intuitive and cool device. And that’s what I think about when I think about Apple: intuitive and very cool. And their marketing is really incredible. But every tech and gadget blog in the universe has covered the iPhone 9 billion times over. Okay, so that’s an exaggeration, but not too far off. So, I thought I would do something a bit different and do an iPhone salute. Yep, it’s iPhone buffoonery PaulTech style.
Just how many things can you use the iPhone for?
iPhone is too compelling? (source: Geek Culture)
Zune players - are you embarrassed? (Source: fsklog)
MadTV finds something strange about the iPhone
iPrecious?
Steve Ballmer puts himself up as competition for the iPhone, zoiks.
Jobs and the reality distortion field
Though not strictly iPhone, it’s too funny to pass up. Jobs on an incredible new Apple product:
What if Microsoft had come up with their own phone?
Ballmer changes his tune and pits his developers against the iPhone (note the aggressive sweat pattern).
The Onion’s inside scoop on the iPhone’s most anticipated features:
“Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wallExclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all time
Takes Polaroids
When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects
Prominent Apple log
Reproduces through asexual budding
Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy
Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you’re not using it”
Ballmer sees those features and switches his strategy one last time:
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mommy please make it stop .
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