Nah, I didn’t mean that it really kills someone. The Jetlev water powered jet pack will bring tears to your eyes. This inventor has created something of such utter joy, that everyone needs one. How about a watercraft clunkers program? There is no charge for awesomeness (oops, actually, the 255 hp version costs $183,000).
This little doozy lets you fly around at top speeds around 40mph with a maximum height of 30 feet. I have only one question. How long would it take to fill up a boat with this? tsk, tsk.
