Most of what I post here is practical. As someone used to tell me, “What we need now is an impractical man.” Okay, that was taken waaaaay out of context, but sometimes context must be jettisoned to bring on tactical bleeding zombie targets.
In fact, nothing says, “Merry Christmas” like this for a gift. Imagine your wife’s pleasant surprise at opening the “Zinch.” You can expect an expectant, “Thank You” before she pulls out her Glock and smokes him. And, at only around $100, it’s cheaper than that diamond ring she has been pining for. Seriously, everyone wins here!
